📊 Relationship Standards Division

The Bare Minimum Chronicles

They did something. You're impressed. But should you be? Submit it. We'll let you know if the bar is on the floor.

What did they do?

Be specific. "He was nice" tells us nothing. "He texted me back within 24 hours" tells us everything.

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